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[英語寫作練習][Sci-fi][做兵少甜] Multiverse 平行日記
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that's gold! keep it on bro!
It is my first time to read an English story on forum, much inspired
It is my first time to read an English story on forum, much inspired

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that's gold! keep it on bro!
It is my first time to read an English story on forum, much inspired

Multiverse (How I cross the universes with a Nokia 2700 classic) #2
"G...G...Good morning class, since the AL syllabus of your A...A...Level exam is too dull and retarded, I would like to share my recent findings on the Structure Determination of Macromolecules by X-ray crystallography, NMR spectroscopy, and homology modeling..." He lost me when "Macro...something".
"Here is a peice of Uranium-235 with protective shield. Wait a minute..." While he is searching from his old worn-out suitcase, the class didn't give a rat ass, "Where are m...my gloves?"

"G...G...Good morning class, since the AL syllabus of your A...A...Level exam is too dull and retarded, I would like to share my recent findings on the Structure Determination of Macromolecules by X-ray crystallography, NMR spectroscopy, and homology modeling..." He lost me when "Macro...something".
"Here is a peice of Uranium-235 with protective shield. Wait a minute..." While he is searching from his old worn-out suitcase, the class didn't give a rat ass, "Where are m...my gloves?"

Damn! He has opened the shield of the highly-radioactive shit! Of course the other classmates who couldn't even spell "Uranium" wouldn't notice the destructiveness but I sure as hell I wanted to back home in solid form.
"Sir, your shield! Your case." I tried to give him a heads-up.
"Case? What case?”
"No, I mean your Uranium, it is leaking!!!" I yelled. Of course, compared to the classroom of bustle and hustle, I was murmuring in fact.
"Oh!" He finally came to realize the situation, "Thanks a lot. What's your name, student?"
"Leonard."
"Good, thanks a lot." He smiled with a mouth barely accommodating any teeth, "Now come out to help me out with this demonstration."
I seemed to hear a wave of teasing at the back of the room.
"Sir, your shield! Your case." I tried to give him a heads-up.
"Case? What case?”
"No, I mean your Uranium, it is leaking!!!" I yelled. Of course, compared to the classroom of bustle and hustle, I was murmuring in fact.
"Oh!" He finally came to realize the situation, "Thanks a lot. What's your name, student?"
"Leonard."
"Good, thanks a lot." He smiled with a mouth barely accommodating any teeth, "Now come out to help me out with this demonstration."
I seemed to hear a wave of teasing at the back of the room.
""Sir, your shield! Your case." I tried to give him a heads-up."
He turned to me when I came to the front and asked the most unexpected question, "What's your name?"
"LEONARD, like the one in the Big Bang Theory, sir." as if scripted by TVB, his phone rang, "Sorry, I have to take a call."
He grabbed his phone from a dirty suitcase; it was a black rectangular little phone, nothing fancy.
"What? I... I... did remember to close the tap... It is flooding? I did close t...the tap at the sink... the bath tub?... I have a bath tub at home?... Okay, you deal with it, can?" Apparently, forgetting things is one of this old folk's habits, "Hey Luke, start the centrifuge."
I started the centrifuge, which hummed heavily and regularly. Blending the green liquid, the core of the machine started spinning, spinning, spinning…
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"LEONARD, like the one in the Big Bang Theory, sir." as if scripted by TVB, his phone rang, "Sorry, I have to take a call."
He grabbed his phone from a dirty suitcase; it was a black rectangular little phone, nothing fancy.
"What? I... I... did remember to close the tap... It is flooding? I did close t...the tap at the sink... the bath tub?... I have a bath tub at home?... Okay, you deal with it, can?" Apparently, forgetting things is one of this old folk's habits, "Hey Luke, start the centrifuge."
I started the centrifuge, which hummed heavily and regularly. Blending the green liquid, the core of the machine started spinning, spinning, spinning…
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"Holy Mother God!" I saw no classmates fooling around but a bunch of soldiers in full gears in a room of the exact same size, guarding monstrous creatures: dinosaurs, giant bugs and long-teethed dwarfs in the same cage with...Britney Spears? Britney Spears in a cage? It doesn't make sense unless she was stripped. It became self-explanatory when the Britney Spears transformed into an alien, like the one in "Alien", and swallowed the whole dwarf. God damn it, Oompa Loompas! I turned my head to the Chem teacher hoping for a clue. It was the same old dude but, this time, in an Armani black suit and a black tie with a golden shiny tie clip, writing notes on the clipboard. In his hands, I saw the same phone.

Britney Spears in a cage
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Britney Spears in a cage
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