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[英語寫作練習][Sci-fi][做兵少甜] Multiverse 平行日記
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Everyone’s got something to say. I just choose to say it the way I do. I bet you know a sci-fi story ain’t real (You dun say…) but you will be surprised by its genuineness. It may be more realistic than TVB scripts and certainly more realistic than meeting both Daniel Wu and Louis Koo on the road when you got hit by a car and they both fell madly in love with you.
Anyways, it all started in the days of my F.6, when there were still AL exams.[/size=4][/size=5]
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Anyways, it all started in the days of my F.6, when there were still AL exams.[/size=4][/size=5]
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wtf the typeface 
"This year, unfortunately," says the principal of Ngaau Sai Chou Government Secondary School on the stage, "and very disappointingly, we have no one scoring more than 6 distinctions.
"Just like the past 25 years." he adds with a tone that you wonna tear his wig off his sorry little bald head.
"I’ll tell you what. If I were you," he heads down, “I'd
myself"
Wow dude. This ain’t the appropriate language from a teaching staff, right? I practically drop my jaw to my pair of black Converse. Startled, no one made a sound for one uncomfortable minute.
"Damn it you wicked old cunt." suddenly, the ill-tempered schoolmate Albert stood up, "say hello to my little friend!" He pulled a black shiny M4 rifle out from his back and started firing at the Principal. In the world of the Matrix, you could see the bullets’ loci marked by thin foam and each bullet punched the Principal on the wall at the back of the stage. A visual illustration will be available when Stephen Spielberg contacts me.
"Just like the past 25 years." he adds with a tone that you wonna tear his wig off his sorry little bald head.
"I’ll tell you what. If I were you," he heads down, “I'd
myself"Wow dude. This ain’t the appropriate language from a teaching staff, right? I practically drop my jaw to my pair of black Converse. Startled, no one made a sound for one uncomfortable minute.
"Damn it you wicked old cunt." suddenly, the ill-tempered schoolmate Albert stood up, "say hello to my little friend!" He pulled a black shiny M4 rifle out from his back and started firing at the Principal. In the world of the Matrix, you could see the bullets’ loci marked by thin foam and each bullet punched the Principal on the wall at the back of the stage. A visual illustration will be available when Stephen Spielberg contacts me.
Say hello to my little friend
"Attaboy! That's the spirit bro!" Another nuts stood up and shot a rocket from his right shoulder. Pretty much like what you see in Team Fortress (Classic or 2 will do) Boom~~ The rocket hit the man, which was already stuck on the wall like a post-it. The explosion crushed the wall and left the stage filled with sooty soot soot. To join the mainstream, everyone pulled out something to shoot, AWP sniper rifle, M249 machine gun, Star War laser beam, shaken coca-cola, 10cm penis... I wonder how they got all these to the school. Suddenly, Joseph Lam shown up and bammed everyone and loud sound, LOUND SOUND!
"BOOM"
"BOOM"
"BOOM"
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"BOOM"
"Leonard, wake up you lazy bone." Miss Trench yelled, with her hand smashing on my table as hard as she could, "Are you too satisfied with your conduct grade? A C is no good for you and you want a D? I can help you with that!"
A C to a D? You'd better help yourself with that!
"Sorry Miss Trench. I am kinda sick."
"I am sick too, just looking at you, you slacker." fortunately, she is turning away, "pay attention to the stage, the Principal is announcing you morons' results."
On the stage an old Principal stood with a wig.
"This year, unfortunately," said the principal of Ngaau Sai Chou Government Secondary School on the stage, "and very disappointingly, we have no one scoring more than 6 distinctions.
"Just like the past 25 years." he added with a tone you wonna tear his wig off his sorry little bold head.
Wow! Deja Vu. I was looking around for that M4.
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"BOOM"
"Leonard, wake up you lazy bone." Miss Trench yelled, with her hand smashing on my table as hard as she could, "Are you too satisfied with your conduct grade? A C is no good for you and you want a D? I can help you with that!"
A C to a D? You'd better help yourself with that!
"Sorry Miss Trench. I am kinda sick."
"I am sick too, just looking at you, you slacker." fortunately, she is turning away, "pay attention to the stage, the Principal is announcing you morons' results."
On the stage an old Principal stood with a wig.
"This year, unfortunately," said the principal of Ngaau Sai Chou Government Secondary School on the stage, "and very disappointingly, we have no one scoring more than 6 distinctions.
"Just like the past 25 years." he added with a tone you wonna tear his wig off his sorry little bold head.
Wow! Deja Vu. I was looking around for that M4.
"I don't feel like talking, teachers please simply hand them their report cards. The Principal gave up the talking stick, "There is nothing worth-mentioning anyway. An "f" word sounds more appealing than you guys' results"
The "f" word was indeed more appealing, literally.
Miss Chan handed me the report card, with scorn of course.
"14 points! 14 points! 14 points!" I unveiled the report card like the gamblers playing pokers in Macau, with 14 points, I could stay in this school and continueed my next 2-year luxurious life, "14 points! 14...."
13 points! Damn the devil to the very hell (I said “” at the time but the publisher won’t take my story if I write that way)!
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The "f" word was indeed more appealing, literally.
Miss Chan handed me the report card, with scorn of course.
"14 points! 14 points! 14 points!" I unveiled the report card like the gamblers playing pokers in Macau, with 14 points, I could stay in this school and continueed my next 2-year luxurious life, "14 points! 14...."
13 points! Damn the devil to the very hell (I said “
” at the time but the publisher won’t take my story if I write that way)!-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"14 points! 14 points! 14 points!"
Next thing I know, I was in a new school, with new classmates, new teachers but the same old suicidal mood.
"In the Lee Ka Shing Memorial High," the new class teacher spoke to the whole class, of 15 people, "everyone has given up.
"The school is closing down in 2 years, so there is really nothing to expect from this school. I myself expect nothing but steady and punctual salary." he continued talking, despite the cacophony of the class.
"By the way," he looks at his watch of Rolex, seemed the pay is not just steady and punctual, "the lesson is over, class dismissed!" Once he finished, he rushed out of the classroom like 300 elephants were chasing after his ass.
"In the Lee Ka Shing Memorial High," the new class teacher spoke to the whole class, of 15 people, "everyone has given up.
"The school is closing down in 2 years, so there is really nothing to expect from this school. I myself expect nothing but steady and punctual salary." he continued talking, despite the cacophony of the class.
"By the way," he looks at his watch of Rolex, seemed the pay is not just steady and punctual, "the lesson is over, class dismissed!" Once he finished, he rushed out of the classroom like 300 elephants were chasing after his ass.
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