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嗚呀! 啱先返宿舍同個挪威鬼妹....
話說小弟啱先係u溫完書撘車返宿舍
巴士落站有三個人
我,毒男,一個鬼妹
毒男九秒九行返宿舍,
路程大約三分鐘,條路黑mama,冇留意鬼妹係邊個
以為佢係當地人
我行第二,鬼妹一直跟我尾行,聽聲都行得幾貼下
個時心諗,乜啲鬼妹咁大膽
咁黑仲同個陌生男仔行咁貼
好啦,行到宿舍個電閘
確認佢仲行緊我尾
經過我膠登仔技能發動
準確咁估計岀佢同我同一楝
我回一回頭,幫佢Hold著個電閘,比佢過先
佢
我
: ha
Thank you!!
: Pleasure.
(行到Lobby我禁Lift)
開始見到佢個樣,之前玩宿舍玩Drinking Game 見過佢,
五個挪威女仔之中最靚個個
: Hi! so...how's it going?
: Pretty good..Pretty good...
(Pause) Hey~you're from Norway, aren't you
?
: umm.....Yes
: Oops,Sorry
i didn't notice you from the station,I thought you are one of the locals
: yeah... that's alright
: ha...I'm sorry about that
you see....girls with beautiful blonde hair, wouldn't makes me wonder if...
: ahaha
Thanks!
: So...You've just been into the university?
: (sigh...)yea....ve' been doing some revision,got a test tmr
: right....!
(部Lift開咗)
: After you .!
: Thanks...!
佢二樓,我三樓
(幾於小弟咩語言都會揾下打招呼嘅方法)
: Hey...Look,I've learnt a new phrase recently
: Oh Really!!?
what was it?
:but..da.. i'm not sure if i can pronounce it in a very accurate way....
: come on ~tell me
: Alright....(已經冇諗著怕羞
) " Halla!? hva......"
佢個樣己經好驚喜,笑得幾靚
: Halla!!
:" Halla!? hva skjer'a?"
: "hva skjer'a...?haha!hva skjer'a!"that was quite nice!!
:was it...!?
"Hello!" that's wt it really means,right??
: Yes!!!it' means.....Hello and wts'up!(
笑笑笑笑笑)
(Lift開咗
兩層樓嘅時間
)
: Alright! Nice chatting with you
: Same here
Have a goodnight
: goodnight!
跟著部Life關之際,我一手捉著佢
啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪卡啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪
完.
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巴士落站有三個人
我,毒男,一個鬼妹
毒男九秒九行返宿舍,
路程大約三分鐘,條路黑mama,冇留意鬼妹係邊個
以為佢係當地人
我行第二,鬼妹一直跟我尾行,聽聲都行得幾貼下
個時心諗,乜啲鬼妹咁大膽
咁黑仲同個陌生男仔行咁貼
好啦,行到宿舍個電閘
確認佢仲行緊我尾
經過我膠登仔技能發動
準確咁估計岀佢同我同一楝
我回一回頭,幫佢Hold著個電閘,比佢過先
佢
我
: ha
Thank you!!
: Pleasure.(行到Lobby我禁Lift)
開始見到佢個樣,之前玩宿舍玩Drinking Game 見過佢,
五個挪威女仔之中最靚個個
: Hi! so...how's it going?
: Pretty good..Pretty good...
(Pause) Hey~you're from Norway, aren't you
?
: umm.....Yes
: Oops,Sorry
i didn't notice you from the station,I thought you are one of the locals
: yeah... that's alright
: ha...I'm sorry about that
you see....girls with beautiful blonde hair, wouldn't makes me wonder if...
: ahaha
Thanks!
: So...You've just been into the university?
: (sigh...)yea....ve' been doing some revision,got a test tmr
: right....!(部Lift開咗)
: After you .!
: Thanks...!佢二樓,我三樓
(幾於小弟咩語言都會揾下打招呼嘅方法)
: Hey...Look,I've learnt a new phrase recently
: Oh Really!!?
what was it?
:but..da.. i'm not sure if i can pronounce it in a very accurate way....
: come on ~tell me
: Alright....(已經冇諗著怕羞
) " Halla!? hva......"佢個樣己經好驚喜,笑得幾靚
: Halla!!
:" Halla!? hva skjer'a?"
: "hva skjer'a...?haha!hva skjer'a!"that was quite nice!!
:was it...!?
"Hello!" that's wt it really means,right??
: Yes!!!it' means.....Hello and wts'up!(
笑笑笑笑笑)(Lift開咗
兩層樓嘅時間
)
: Alright! Nice chatting with you
: Same here
Have a goodnight
: goodnight!
跟著部Life關之際,我一手捉著佢
啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪卡啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪
完.
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