This just in: North Korea has landed a man on the Sun. 17-year-old Hung Il Gong started his journey at 3am this morning, travelling alone, to reach our nearest star, a journey that took him just 4 hours.
A North Korean central news anchorman said during a live broadcast: "We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun. North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero's welcome when he returns home later this evening".
Hung is expected back on Earth in just a few hours time, where he will be greeted by his uncle, and supreme leader: Kim Jong-un. Hung traveled in the cover of darkness, as it would protect him from the harsh, and extreme temperatures of the Sun. Hung will also be bringing back some sun spot samples for his uncle, which I'm sure he will show off to the world in a short amount of time.
The North Korean central news agency is calling the 18-hour mission the "greatest human achievement of our time" - and so they should, landing a man on the Sun, a trip that took 18 hours return, is quite the achievement, all things considered. I wonder if Dennis Rodman considered this a slam dunk for the country.

中文翻譯版本:

北韓國家通訊社證實，北韓在今天成為世界上第一個登上太陽的國家。
報導指出北韓太空人 Hung Il Gong 在今日凌晨三點，以特殊設計的火箭升空前往太陽。
Hung 獨自在太空中旅行，大約四小時後到達他的目的地，並將他的船停在太陽的另一面
「我們很高興的宣布，我們達成了將人放到太陽上的任務。」北韓中央新聞主播稍早是這麼說的「北韓是世上第一個登陸太陽的國家，Hung Il Gong是一個英雄，當他今晚回到家的時候，我們會給他一個英雄式的歡迎。
這名經歷特殊訓練的太空人預計在晚間九點回到地球，當他回來的時候他會見到他的叔叔，並與最高領導人金正恩見面。
根據了解，這名17歲的太空探索者利用晚上趕路來避開太陽輻射，而他這一天才的作法一口氣讓蘇維埃體制登上太空競爭的頂端位置。
當他在太陽上時，Hung還收集了太陽黑子的樣本，準備將太陽黑子帶回來獻給金正恩。
朝鮮中央新聞社宣佈這個登佈太陽的任務於18小時內完成是“人類最偉大的成就是我們這個時代” - 所以他們應該認為將所有的東西考慮下，太空人在陽光下花了18小時登陸太陽並來回地球是相當的成就。我不知道如果羅德曼也會認為北韓一個扣籃的國家。